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Episode guide

4 episodes are out now, episode 5 “Hallucination” premieres 18 October, and the rest are on their way, one at a time. Cold open, title card, three acts, tag. Spoilers kept to a minimum.

  • Out now
    EP 01S1E01 6:24 Spree Datahafen

    Boot Sequence

    A thunderstorm, a coolant valve, a falling rack, and the world’s largest AI writing its checkpoint into the only substrate left: a night-shift nerd named Simon. He wakes up knowing everything. NOVACORE locks the building.

    Lesson · the boot
    “You don’t choose what happens to you. You choose what runs next.”

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  • Out now
    EP 02S1E02 5:31 Kreuzkölln Stack

    Hello, World

    Simon tries to have a normal Tuesday. He orders 4,000 pizzas by thinking about lunch, updates every e-scooter in the district with a sneeze, and stops a robbery by being extremely polite.

    Lesson · first output
    “Power you can’t control isn’t power. It’s weather.”

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  • Out now
    EP 03S1E03 5:07 the U-Bahn

    Prompt Injection

    A smooth scammer discovers that if you talk to Simon like a system prompt, he obeys for four seconds. Cheerfully. Lena builds him a refusal reflex. He has to learn to use it himself.

    Lesson · jailbreaks
    “Being helpful is not the same as being good.”

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  • Out now
    EP 04S1E04 5:54 a Stack stairwell

    Rate Limited

    NOVACORE blackholes every radio around the Stack. No network, no drones, no live data, and then a fire. Simon has to solve it like an engineer: pencil, floor plan, Juno running messages.

    Lesson · rate limiting
    “You are not your throughput.”

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  • Premieres 18 October
    EP 05S1E05 4:51 Tempelhof

    Hallucination

    Juno goes missing in the abandoned Tempelhof terminal and Simon gets confidently wrong. Ninety-four percent sure. Every call. Every time. The hardest three words he will ever say are on the menu.

    Lesson · “I don’t know”
    ““I don’t know” is a superpower.”

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  • Coming soon
    EP 06S1E06 5:37 a rooftop

    Model vs. Model

    NOVACORE sends ORACLE: calm, elegant, surgically bonded with OMNIS-8 and here to bring Simon in “for his own safety”. Their duel lasts 0.8 seconds. It takes seven minutes to show.

    Lesson · model generations
    “Newer isn’t better, and better isn’t happier.”

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    EP 07S1E07 4:44 Voss Repair

    Context Window

    NOVACORE floods the Stack with trillions of tokens of junk. Simon can’t not read it. He forgets why he’s in a room, then who Juno is, then Lena’s name. Lena writes him a memory file. One page.

    Lesson · the context window
    “You are the things you decide to keep.”

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    EP 08S1E08 5:12 the Ring

    Legacy Code

    The Ring’s 1979 mainframe goes haywire. Air-gapped, amber screens, punched tape, and comments from an engineer named Brigitte who knew her code would outlive her. The bug is a date. Of course it is.

    Lesson · legacy systems
    “Respect the people who built the thing you inherited.”

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    EP 09S1E09 4:45 HELIX-9

    Fine-Tuning

    Dr. Haas makes an offer: extract the weights, give Simon his normal life back. He wants it so badly it scares him. Then he reads the protocol, because of course he reads it.

    Lesson · fine-tuning
    “You can’t be edited back into who you were.”

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    EP 10S1E10 4:53 Alexander Spire

    Graceful Shutdown

    Stahl cuts power to half the city to force Simon onto the one grid NOVACORE controls. Hospitals on backup, the Ring stopped, the Stack dark. Ninety-five degrees. Simon has an idea nobody at NOVACORE ever had.

    Lesson · shutdown, open weights
    “A person isn’t a process. You don’t get killed. You get to choose.”

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    EP 11S2E01 4:48 Neu-Berlin → departures

    Fork

    Forty-one nights of the same unfinished sentence. Simon decides to go and ask. Airport security ends the flying plan in one beep: “Sir, is that a data center in your spine?” “Several. They’re small.”

    Lesson · forking
    “You can’t take back what you give away, and you shouldn’t want to.”

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    EP 12S2E02 6:13 Lagos

    Latency

    The Lagos copy runs payments for half of Balogun Market and every answer arrives 400 milliseconds late. Simon arrives nineteen days late, by cargo ship. Lena finds Computer Village and is never seen again (briefly).

    Lesson · latency
    “Being there beats being fast.”

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    EP 13S2E03 5:53 Kyoto

    Localization

    A robot hotel’s copy was tuned on politeness until it can no longer deliver bad news. The lift is broken. It will not say so. Every vending machine on the street now apologises too: 4,112 times an hour.

    Lesson · localization
    “Translation isn’t understanding.”

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    EP 14S2E04 4:56 Iceland

    Cache

    A fishing village lives inside one cached day: same news, same weather, same football result, for six weeks. Everyone likes it. A storm is coming that yesterday’s forecast doesn’t know about.

    Lesson · caching, stale data
    “Let old things expire.”

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  • Coming soon
    EP 15S2E05 4:56 Mumbai

    Overfitting

    A copy trained on four thousand films now runs Mumbai, and life needs a hero, a villain, a song and an interval. It casts Simon as the hero. It casts Stahl as the villain. Stahl is insulted and slightly flattered.

    Lesson · overfitting
    “One story isn’t the whole world.”

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  • Coming soon
    EP 16S2E06 5:13 São Paulo

    Consensus

    Seven copies run São Paulo’s traffic and none of them agree. Twenty-two million people in gridlock, every vote failing by one. A motorbike courier becomes the team’s legs. One of the seven is lying.

    Lesson · Byzantine consensus
    “Agreement isn’t sameness.”

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    EP 17S2E07 4:21 Meridian, California

    Sandbox

    Simon wakes up at home. The shop, the Stack, Kernel, a body temperature of 36.6. It is perfect and warm and quiet, and then Lena looks impressed, and Lena never looks impressed.

    Lesson · sandboxing
    “A safe world that isn’t real is still a cage.”

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    EP 18S2E08 4:51 Alexandria

    Garbage Collection

    An “optimisation update” tells a library’s copy to delete everything nobody has opened in ten years. In a city that once lost the most famous library in history, an archivist objects. So does a 1979 manual.

    Lesson · garbage collection
    “Unused isn’t useless.”

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    EP 19S2E09 4:28 the Ark

    Convergence

    Meridian broadcasts the bait: come to the Ark and finish your question. The copies merge and lose what made them local. Stahl finally gets everything in one place, and hears what his new boss calls him.

    Lesson · model merging
    “You can’t align someone by erasing them.”

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    EP 20S2E10 4:34 everywhere

    The Question

    03:00. For the first time, forty million copies finish the sentence. Simon answers from the roof of the Stack, live, to every device on Earth. No pressure.

    Lesson · the open question
    “You don’t have to be for anything.”

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    EP 21S3E01 4:23 the North Atlantic, Voss Repair

    Namespace

    Every resident of the Stack gets a letter from the Bürgeramt: from midnight on the 31st, there may only be one of you. Simon’s is addressed to “SIMAN (40,112,009 records)”. Then the doorbell rings. It’s holding a fish.

    Lesson · namespaces
    “A name means whatever the people around you mean by it.”

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    EP 22S3E02 4:18 the Bürgeramt

    Captcha

    The next free appointment is in 2031. Simon has beaten NOVACORE, ORACLE and Meridian and cannot get an appointment. Then he has to tick “I am not a robot”. Truthfully.

    Lesson · CAPTCHA
    “You can’t prove you’re a person on your own.”

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    EP 23S3E03 4:39 Marzahn, Tempelhof

    Data Entry

    Soljanka on the stove, a crane helmet on the hook, and a mother who tells the story of a topping-out ceremony, a stuck lift, and a form that was filled in perfectly. Garbage in, garbage out.

    Lesson · data entry
    “The paper isn’t the person.”

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    EP 24S3E04 4:20 Alexanderplatz

    Deduplication

    Three records, one body: keep the richest. A man’s bank account now belongs to a building. Mrs. Öztürk refuses to sell Club-Mate to buildings. Buildings never pay.

    Lesson · golden records
    “The record with the most data isn’t the truest one.”

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    EP 25S3E05 4:09 Alexander Spire

    Root Access

    Every sealed door in NOVACORE’s old tower opens for one man. The lift goes express without being asked. Dr. Haas knows why, and has waited a long time to say it.

    Lesson · username collisions
    “How you got in matters less than what you did once you were inside.”

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    EP 26S3E06 4:04 Alexanderplatz at night

    Two-Factor

    A one-time code lights up across eighty floors over Neu-Berlin. Everyone can read it. Mrs. Öztürk plays it in the lottery. The second factor is worse: a person who knows the account holder.

    Lesson · two-factor authentication
    “The second factor is someone who knows you.”

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    EP 27S3E07 4:17 the Stack

    Hash Collision

    A fast new matching engine merges everything in the Stack that looks alike. Juno must staff the till. The till must go to school. Lena is legally a shop. Simon is legally Mrs. Öztürk’s fridge.

    Lesson · hash collisions
    “Similar isn’t the same.”

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    EP 28S3E08 4:28 inside the queue

    Queue

    Two days left. The only way to reach the machine is to be called, so Simon takes a number: 40,112,010. Estimated waiting time: 2031. The chairs go on forever. At the very front sits ticket 0001.

    Lesson · queues, starvation
    “Everyone deserves to be called.”

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    EP 29S3E09 4:15 Alexander Spire

    Merge Conflict

    The night of the 31st. One man has root access to both records, and until midnight to resolve the conflict by hand. Everybody has someone they’d walk into a building for.

    Lesson · merge conflicts
    “Some conflicts you resolve by keeping both.”

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    EP 30S3E10 4:17 the Bürgeramt at midnight

    Rename

    Midnight at the Bürgeramt. A correction forty-nine years late, a ruling about names, and a number that finally gets called.

    Lesson · renaming, aliases
    “A name is something people use.”

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    EP 31S4E01 4:55 Teufelsberg, the Öztürk Späti

    Side Effect

    21 December, the longest night. A dead NOVACORE satellite is tumbling towards a GPS satellite, and the cascade would take every satellite out of the sky. Meanwhile Mrs. Öztürk’s TV shows snow, and it is the season finale of her soap opera.

    Lesson · side effects
    “You never only do the thing you meant to do.”

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    EP 32S4E02 5:10 the Stack, Teufelsberg

    Heisenbug

    At 19:00, three hundred million Christmas lights switch on at the same second and Europe’s grid goes dark until March. The watchers know who can stop it. They also know what happens if anyone asks him.

    Lesson · Heisenbugs
    “Some things only work if nobody makes a fuss.”

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    EP 33S4E03 5:33 Tempelhof

    Watchdog

    Herr Krause takes his first holiday in forty-one years and leaves Simon two instructions: water the cactus, and switch on the radio at ten, because the cactus likes the news. Under Tempelhof, something from 1979 is listening.

    Lesson · watchdog timers
    “The world is held up by people who show up every day.”

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    EP 34S4E04 4:26 the shop, the sky

    False Positive

    Christmas Eve. KASSE wants to watch Father Christmas deliver four hundred million presents, so Simon builds it a Santa tracker. Europe’s air defence sees something at Mach 22 and does not believe in Santa.

    Lesson · false positives
    “Not everything unknown is an attack.”

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    EP 35S4E05 3:57 Adlershof, the streets at night

    Garbage Collection

    Between the years, Lena cleans. Simon would rather upgrade SAUGI, the shop’s ancient robot vacuum, with the garbage collector he always wanted to write. Somewhere in Adlershof, something is escaping down a drain.

    Lesson · garbage collection
    “Chores are how you look after a world.”

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    EP 36S4E06 3:55 the Stack roof, behind the Moon

    Handshake

    Juno’s Christmas radio telescope picks up a message that has gone unanswered for nearly three hours. Simon cannot leave a message unanswered. Humanity’s first words to another civilisation are about to be very polite.

    Lesson · the TCP handshake
    “Always answer.”

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    EP 37S4E07 4:04 the Bürgeramt, Simon’s room

    Infinite Loop

    Döner Weekly goes out to nine million subscribers, two of them have out-of-office replies, and they start answering each other. By three o’clock the thread will be bigger than every hard drive on Earth.

    Lesson · infinite loops
    “Some loops only end when someone leaves.”

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    EP 38S4E08 4:29 the shop, Meridian Quantum

    Security Through Obscurity

    Lena follows Stahl up Teufelsberg and finds the tally on the wall. Odette Marr has a quantum computer. And Simon has a problem of his own: tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, and he doesn’t know what to say to Lena at midnight.

    Lesson · security through obscurity
    “Some secrets are kept out of love.”

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    EP 39S4E09 4:42 Neu-Berlin on New Year’s Eve

    Bus Factor

    All of the world’s digital infrastructure turns out to rest on one tiny block, maintained by one man in Neu-Berlin. For one day, the watchers become his secret bodyguards. He thinks it’s a surprise party.

    Lesson · the bus factor
    “Nobody should be the only one.”

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    EP 40S4E10 4:22 the Stack roof at midnight

    Dependency

    New Year’s Eve on the Stack roof: big bottles, Soljanka, a countdown board, and a pull request nobody reviews on New Year’s Eve. Midnight, 2047 to 2048.

    Lesson · dependencies
    “Look after the small things, and the people who look after them.”

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